“You do know that you can watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage simply by logging on to WatchTennisOnline.net, don’t you?”
“I did not know that.”
“Oh good.”
“Good? It’s good that I didn’t know?”
“Yes. Because it gives me a chance to tell you about it.”
“Tell me about what?”
“About how you can watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage.”
“But how do you know that I even want to watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage?”
“You are an aficionado of the sport of tennis, are you not?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Therefore you must be aware of the fact that the Australian Open is the first of a quartet of top flight professional tennis matches collectively known as the Grand Slam. You must also know that the Australian Open is a must-compete imperative for all the top echelon of professional tennis the world over.”
“Yes.”
“And, you are no doubt aware that the tournament dates of January 17th through to the 30th in the middle of the Australian summer.”
“Yeah, so?”
“So nothing. I was just trying to work in the interesting fact that the Rules Committee of the Australian Open has severe heat emergency rules to cope with what, I’m given to understand can be some intense heat.”
“What does that have to do with whether I want to watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage at... where did you say?”
“At WatchTennisOnline.net.”
“Yes. Thank you. What’s the connection there?”
“The connection. Yes. That would be important. Yes. Continuity, narrative flow, things of that kidney. Well, to tell you the truth, although I’m sure there is one, the connection, qua connection, eludes me right now, brain fade. That happens to me. Sometimes. Usually when I’m talking to you. ‘Cuz, see, the thing is, I’m trying to connect with you, so almost anything I say is in furtherance of that.”
“I thought it is about getting me to watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage.”
“Well, yes, it is. See, I figured that if I was able to impress you with my extensive knowledge about the Australian Open, you’d be more inclined to watch the tournament with me. So, I took the opportunity to do some, you know, Tom-Sawyer-Becky-Thatcher-fence-walking sort of thing. I was hoping that you’d find it endearing. Do you?”
“All of that just to get me to watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage in your company?”
“Yes.”
“And what was all that business of that very specific site that you made a point of mentioning?”
“Ah. That. That is an example of forward planning. Yes. See, if we watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage at WatchTennisOnline.net together, I can register us with the site.”
“What does that do?”
“That registration gives us free and untrammeled access to watch Upcoming Tennis Matches Online.”
“Upcoming tennis matches?”
“No. Upcoming Tennis Matches. The upper case differentiation is important. As an indicator of my, well, feelings for you.”
“So, you rehearse this stuff, or what?”
“Extempore. I wouldn’t insult you with anything else.”
“Okay. I’ll watch Australian Open tennis championship live coverage at WatchTennisOnline.net with you.”
“Thank you.”
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